So… We’re out of Europe. What now?

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Well, to be honest with you all, we don’t think that they really had a plan in place for this eventuality. We actually believe, as do all of our London escorts, that the government were so confident that we were staying in the EU, they haven’t got the first clue!

And now Londoners are up in arms, because they’re the only ones who appear to have wanted to stay in! Hell, there are even calls for London to declare itself independent; as if that would happen! Could you imagine? However, we’re sure there are many of you out there who are more than a little bothered about what’s going to happen to the UK now. We have to admit, we and the London escorts we represent are also concerned. But one thing you can count on is that we will be operating as normal, with no changes, price increases or anything silly like that. You have always been able to rely on Park Lane Escorts, and you always will!

One thing is for sure… David Cameron is on his way out. Now that might be good news for some, and bad news for others; either way we’re not commenting! Here’s his speech:

So, don’t let it get to you. Sometimes you need to stop and reflect, take a little “me time,” before you get your nose all out of joint about what’s happened. Let things settle and see what they’re going to about it. Why not book yourself one of our lovely London escorts in the meantime? It’ll certainly take the edge off the shock! And what could be more appropriate than booking a European girl, just when we’re leaving the EU? That’s what we call poetic. Commemorate this history making decision the nation has thrust upon you, and go out of Europe in style.

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Of course the only way you’ll get truly remarkable style is by booking the best. You all knew that anyway right? And this is why you’re here. Everyone knows that if you want high class escorts, you go to the high class agencies; it really is as simple as that folks.

And as always, Park Lane Escorts is always happy to help you there!

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So, don’t let it get to you. Sometimes you need to stop and reflect, take a little “me time,” before you get your nose all out of joint about what’s happened. Let things settle and see what they’re going to about it. Why not book yourself one of our lovely London escorts in the meantime? It’ll certainly take the edge off the shock! And what could be more appropriate than booking a European girl, just when we’re leaving the EU? That’s what we call poetic. Commemorate this history making decision the nation has thrust upon you, and go out of Europe in style.

Get real style with high class escorts

Of course the only way you’ll get truly remarkable style is by booking the best. You all knew that anyway right? And this is why you’re here. Everyone knows that if you want high class escorts, you go to the high class agencies; it really is as simple as that folks.

And as always, Park Lane Escorts is always happy to help you there!

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